They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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