butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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