Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I need to align my fucking chakras
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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