Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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