She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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