Can Purell be used as lube?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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