perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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