I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize