There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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