is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
only if we run a train.
done.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i wish my penis had a tongue
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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