Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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