I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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