That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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