umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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