I'm eating all of the evidence.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
