Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
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I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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