why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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