wakey wakey hands off snakey
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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