Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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