woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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