I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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