So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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