question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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