no. you can't hotbox the world.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Every concussion has its silver lining
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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