I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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