Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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