According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think pants incapable of making pants work
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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