I'm drive I can fine osifer
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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