Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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