what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
where are my eyebrows?
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