Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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