soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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