Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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