I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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