I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?