even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.