i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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