Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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