Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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