I cockslap morals
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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