Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
ttyl tear gas
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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