do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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