Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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