You're my little dorito
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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