This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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