Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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