Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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