I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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