i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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