He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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