we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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