it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
What drink are we having for lunch?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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