Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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