i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
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