haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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