i just google imaged poop.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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