do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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