i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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